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Pretty good.

Personally, I really liked it, but I can't help thinking that it could have been faster.
As a fellow member of the UK, we both know how quickly these people talk to avoid having to tell us about all the bad things that are going to happen to you if you buy into the scam.

Other than that, a solid effort, nice one!

As much flak as you're getting...

I actually really liked it, you just proved that you dont need fancy art skills to make a good cartoon, and having played prototype religiously, I had to laugh because the opening line, "And I'm really pissed off" is just legendary, its so true!
It's never really explain why he got out of the wrong side of the bed, but its still funny.
Well done.
5/5
10/10

That was so adorable

I absolutely loved that, although I'd love to see an X rated version where the pepsi can is a dick.
I think its brilliant for such a short thing.
Well done.

I thought it was great, I really like the idea of this game and it comes across well, my only issue is that I hoped there was more of an "allegiance" modifier.
I was gaining the trust of one particular person so that they'd always defend me while I'm busy supporting others for their trust, but even though they almost completely trusted me and I always made a point of defending them whenever they were attacked, but then they go and turn against me, and since I've spent my time making that person trust me, no one was left to defend me and they certainly can't defend me against their own accusation.

It wasn't that they didn't trust me, it was more that the ones whom attacked you were the ones who already trusted you.

Either way, I think this game is great and I'm definitely looking foward to a sequel.
Very well done.

Good, but not great.

I find your games are becoming increasingly hit and miss, Nitrome.
This one is another miss for me unfortunately.
While your games are great for what they are, they just don't seem to grab me anymore and I find myself playing your games now because it has your name on it and for no other reason.
May I suggest making a game that you feel genuinely invested in? I'm not saying you don't care anymore, but there isn't that old Nitrome flare in your newer games that you had previously, it sort of feels as though you're going through the motions and making games because you have to instead of wanting to.
Anyway, just my honest opinion.
In short, 6/10 and 3/5

Excellent so far

But there is a game killing bug for me. When you control the fairies and ask Hansel to either walk left or walk right, he gets stuck and he just hits me. I can't control anything anymore, even though I've been given the option to go and talk with the other one, I still can't move.

Very well done

Everytime I come onto the audio portal and see this song here, I'm like, "GOD DAMN IT! WHY IS IT STILL HERE!?"
But I'll tell you something, you really really really do deserve to be up at the top, an absolutely perfect song in every way imaginable.
Well done, sir... Well done.

Sounds a bit fuzzy

Try turning the bass up on your settings, the treble is interfering with the tone recognition, and its coming out as just a bunch of buzzing palm mutes.
Other than that, not bad.

Trying my best!

Absolutely legendary is this, I'm trying my very best to put this to flash at the minute but its so fast I cant help but just laugh at my currently feeble attempts to keep up with you.

Anywho, you really need to do much more of these service announcements, funny as hell.